Wrong turn to.....

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This one i got recently... :p

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My moms sister (Doddamma)
Cab driver
and me
 
The scene starts with me going home(i guess) from office as usual in my cab, when all of a sudden I realized was in an auto.

I was sitting in the front seat, sharing the seat with the driver. And guess what the auto driver was actually my cab driver(Lolz). I also happened to notice that my aunt was also sitting in the auto in the rear seat.
 
On the way on we were supposed to take a right turn in the very first cross. But the driver couldnt take that turn as there were a few police men blocking the way. So, he continued to go straight down the road. I was under the impression that he would take the next right turn. But again he did the same thing and dint take the this right turn as well. Instead he took a left (the opposite direction). When I asked him he said "adu no entry sir" [thats a no entry sir]. But I observed that there was no such board stating that it was a "no entry" ,It was one way i agree but it was a no entry for the vehicles who come form other side of the road.
I thought to myself that maybe he's taking us from a different way. So I was quiet and we continued.
 
The road where he took a right turn was a very broad road (very similar to JC road). And here as well there were lots of police men walking on the road. I guess there was a curfew till then and now its all over and all of them are returning. Initially we were going slowly on the road as there were so many policemen walking on the way.

While going the auto slightly touched(hit) one of the police men walking on the road. Nothing happened to him though as we were going very slowly.
I turned towards him and said "sorry sir by mistake aag hoytu"[Sorry sir it happend by mistake]. He dint say anything. And we continued...
 
Again the auto made contact(hit) with another police man in the way, this time a little more hard. And the police man tried to stop the auto. The driver dint bothered to stop and he actually increased the speed and the he started hitting almost all the police men who were in the way. Then I realized that he is actually doing it on purpose.
 
Suddenly I saw all the police men who were walking in the way were chasing the auto. And the driver didnt bother to stop and he speeded up.
Of all the police men who were running behind us two of them were running so fast that they almost reached the auto.
 
One of them reached behind (running) the auto and started hitting the the auto with his Laati. Then I realised my aunt is still sitting behind. I said "amma husharu" [Mom watch out]. I guess he heard my scream and realised that somebody is sitting behind the auto, so he stopped hitting. [how considerate i say]
Instead he reached the front (running) and started hitting me, thinking I was the driver. I said "sir naanalla auto odista irodu ivaru" [I am not the one who is riding this auto] and pointed to the driver. The driver turned towards the policeman smiled and accelerated the auto still more. This time we lost the police man.
 
The second policeman who was still running behind the auto. Some how managed to reach the auto and he actually climbed the auto from behind.(I dont remember how he was standing there what he was holding for grip)
 
Suddenly the driver left the auto handle like that and he leaned back(dont know how) and started talking to the police man (who had climbed behind the auto). I tried to control the auto it but couldnt. I started pushing the driver to stop the auto. He dint bother and continued talking to the policeman.
Actually we were almost about to collide to a lamp post or something and that is when the dirver realized and took control of the auto and applied the break and stopped the auto.
 
We all got down. The place was somewere near vidhanasoudha I guess. He continued talking to the police man. I was wondering why the police didnt do anything to the driver, then I got to know that the policemen was his relative. The Driver spoke to the policeman for some time and then we started our journey towards home.
 
THE END!
I dont remember wat happend after this. :p

Note: All incidents in this article are imaginary, and any resemblance to any person living or dead,is unintentional and purely coincidental.


6 comments:

kanasu said...

hahahah u must have bribed the policeman! :P

Nisha said...

Hey ...
You have improved a LOT Girish ...
I agree your dreams are getting crazier day by day ..
But your creativity has improved like hell ... The title I mean ... Wrong Turn To ... That's something i thought was really really really innovative and original...
Keep up the good work dude ... :)

Cheers,
Nish

Priyanka said...

Helllloooooo ...Kahan ho TUM !!
can we see few more Blogs for this year !!!!!!

Rohit said...

Hey thats a nice dream, This time you were more like a hero + Comedian ;)

One doubt is that you were able to talk to your mom and also shout at the police, but could'nt you talk to the driver and ask him to stop ;)

But anyways your imagination is going Wild these days...Try to tame it and do continue writing, one day you might become a good blogger. All the very best P___a (Don't want others to know this word, you know it rite ;))

Rohit said...

Hey girish,
Where are you, have you made any resolutions this year not to dream or not to publish your dreams to this blog....i have become one your fans...I am waiting to read your next blog ;)

Hope you do not disappoint me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girish said...

priyanka, rohit

thanks...
will post one very shortly...
:)

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