Wrong turn to.....

This one i got recently... :p

Characters :
My moms sister (Doddamma)
Cab driver
and me
 
The scene starts with me going home(i guess) from office as usual in my cab, when all of a sudden I realized was in an auto.

I was sitting in the front seat, sharing the seat with the driver. And guess what the auto driver was actually my cab driver(Lolz). I also happened to notice that my aunt was also sitting in the auto in the rear seat.
 
On the way on we were supposed to take a right turn in the very first cross. But the driver couldnt take that turn as there were a few police men blocking the way. So, he continued to go straight down the road. I was under the impression that he would take the next right turn. But again he did the same thing and dint take the this right turn as well. Instead he took a left (the opposite direction). When I asked him he said "adu no entry sir" [thats a no entry sir]. But I observed that there was no such board stating that it was a "no entry" ,It was one way i agree but it was a no entry for the vehicles who come form other side of the road.
I thought to myself that maybe he's taking us from a different way. So I was quiet and we continued.
 
The road where he took a right turn was a very broad road (very similar to JC road). And here as well there were lots of police men walking on the road. I guess there was a curfew till then and now its all over and all of them are returning. Initially we were going slowly on the road as there were so many policemen walking on the way.

While going the auto slightly touched(hit) one of the police men walking on the road. Nothing happened to him though as we were going very slowly.
I turned towards him and said "sorry sir by mistake aag hoytu"[Sorry sir it happend by mistake]. He dint say anything. And we continued...
 
Again the auto made contact(hit) with another police man in the way, this time a little more hard. And the police man tried to stop the auto. The driver dint bothered to stop and he actually increased the speed and the he started hitting almost all the police men who were in the way. Then I realized that he is actually doing it on purpose.
 
Suddenly I saw all the police men who were walking in the way were chasing the auto. And the driver didnt bother to stop and he speeded up.
Of all the police men who were running behind us two of them were running so fast that they almost reached the auto.
 
One of them reached behind (running) the auto and started hitting the the auto with his Laati. Then I realised my aunt is still sitting behind. I said "amma husharu" [Mom watch out]. I guess he heard my scream and realised that somebody is sitting behind the auto, so he stopped hitting. [how considerate i say]
Instead he reached the front (running) and started hitting me, thinking I was the driver. I said "sir naanalla auto odista irodu ivaru" [I am not the one who is riding this auto] and pointed to the driver. The driver turned towards the policeman smiled and accelerated the auto still more. This time we lost the police man.
 
The second policeman who was still running behind the auto. Some how managed to reach the auto and he actually climbed the auto from behind.(I dont remember how he was standing there what he was holding for grip)
 
Suddenly the driver left the auto handle like that and he leaned back(dont know how) and started talking to the police man (who had climbed behind the auto). I tried to control the auto it but couldnt. I started pushing the driver to stop the auto. He dint bother and continued talking to the policeman.
Actually we were almost about to collide to a lamp post or something and that is when the dirver realized and took control of the auto and applied the break and stopped the auto.
 
We all got down. The place was somewere near vidhanasoudha I guess. He continued talking to the police man. I was wondering why the police didnt do anything to the driver, then I got to know that the policemen was his relative. The Driver spoke to the policeman for some time and then we started our journey towards home.
 
THE END!
I dont remember wat happend after this. :p

Note: All incidents in this article are imaginary, and any resemblance to any person living or dead,is unintentional and purely coincidental.

Hospital Story!!!!

Here goes another...

Characters:
Me (ofcourse)
Nisha (again)
Venkat (again)
And UNCLE (well, this is how we call him, a friend of mine n ex teammate the man in danger[in the dream :P])

The dream commences with a hospital scene...

I dont have a clear picture of the hospital right now .. It was something like an appartment in a foreign country which I had seen in one of the photos in orkut ;) [Orkut is a major part of my life :p]....

The hospital is a 3 floored building (yeah, this time above the ground :P) with a park infront...

Venky and I were waiting for Uncle outside... Well UNCLE had gone into the hospital for his regular checkup, and he still hasnt come out....

I dont know why but I felt there was something fishy about the hospital..

I said to Venky, "Maga Uncle hospital ge hogi yest hottu aaytu innu vapas bandilla nange yaako doubtu" [dude its been hours since uncle went into the hospital n he still hadnt come out ... I hav a strong feeling that there is be something wrong hapening inside ..] Venky - "Yakappa anthaaddu yen aagtaide e hospital nalli" [why? whats wrong with the hospital] I - "Maga avru Uncle du kidney takkkond bitre?? nange yeno doubtu.. hogi ond sala nodona??, e thara aagutte anta naan keliddini" [dude what if these people remove his kideny.. lets go inside and check out once, I have heard rumors about such incidents happening here] Venkat replied, "sari nadi hangidre hogona"[oh ok... then come lets go n check it out]

We went inside... we checked rooms in the ground floor.... No sign of UnCLE...

Then I said to Venky, "maga neenu 2nd floor nodu naanu 1st floor nodtini"[you check out 2nd floor I'll check the 1st floor)] he agreed and as usual he disappreared..

I went to the 1st floor and searched the entire floor but couldn't find uncle..

I decided to go to second floor... and all of a sudden I see Nisha standing in the corridor...
I went to her and I told her Uncle's sad story.

As I turned and started towards the 2nd floor suddennly something flashed and I turned back and saw Nisha was actually standing with a cigarette in her hand (well.. what do i say about this.. was very much shocked!!! Till then I hadnt thought even in my dream's dreams that she will smoke)...

I turned towards her and said "Nishh, You too" (I dont know who was the first person here by the way) "I have never expected you would do this" and started climbing the stairs (was going to 2nd floor) .

I reached the 2nd floor and found venkat already there(finally this makes some sense, as he should be there only). There was a door which was shut.. Venky n I thought uncle should definately b inside this room...

we knocked the door... but ... no response..

suddenly some thing came to my mind and I asked venky to step aside... And I kicked the door hard and it flung open making a big noise...

Inside the hospital there were some empty beds on both sides and on the right corner i.e. just behind the door a receptionist was setting... she was actually looking like a doctor...

I went in an asked "Excuse me.. is there any body by the name yogesh(Uncle) admitted here".

And she said "WE UNDERSTAND ONLY C++" and closed the door... [C++ is a programming language]

We thought UNCLE must be here, and we have to get into the room some how. We thought we will find some other enterance to go inside.. We went towards the back side of the building..

There was a small boy there (I guess he was cleaning the floor).. We asked "eye room air condition Ventillator yellide??" [hey where is the air condition Ventillator for this room] he stared at us and pointed to the air Ventillator enterance (Air condition Ventillator dont know the exact word - like in movies where people will be rescued and ya where only one person and fit at once and that tooo he should crawl and go)..

Thought will alone go inside (See this time I didnt get scared ;p) and find uncle.. (venkat had vanishedd!! already) I climbed on something and reached the ventilator was try to push my self inside that by that time somebody pulled my leg(dont know who he was).. I looked down to see who it was ....

AND I wokeup :p

papa Uncle gati yen aayto yeno :( che...

Note: All incidents in this article are imaginary, and any resemblance to any person living or dead,is unintentional and purely coincidental.

Stranger turns out to be my close friend!!

Another crap.. ;p

This dream doesn't feature any of my friends... almost everyone are strangers...

well the characters are : ajji (my dads aunt), a poojaari, a stranger [who turns out to be my close friend] and a thief..

I don't exactly remember how the dream started...
I guess I was at my native attending some function [not sure]..

And all of a sudden I hear some body screaming "Giri odu"(Giri Run), then I realized that its ajji and she was screaming "Giri jenu hula bartidave odu" (Giri Run!!! honey bees are coming towards us)..

I turned back.. I was SHOCKED!!! My God!!! there were a lot of bees coming towards us.. [it seems somebody had thrown a stone on the hive and had escaped] Then i turned towards the ajji, Ajji had vanished!!!!!

I started running.... While running I saw a small house [one room house], I thought to myself, "Thank God, at least now I can escape from these bees...". Some how I reached the litle house and I opened the door!!! Then to my horror I saw that there were already a lot of bees inside house and they started coming out... Some how I managed to close the door and started running(AGAIN)..
While running I got bit by one of the bees on my hand [i don't remember if I felt any pain or not]...

Then I remember myself running on a main road... Main road flanked with green trees [ note: bees were still behind me]..
All of a sudden I see a person running beside me.. He climbed a gate [which was to the right of the main road] jumped onto the other side and escaped...
I thought "naanu hange maadtini"[even i shall do the same], Then i noticed a bunch of electric wires were swrilled on the gate... I was scared, Thought "bedappa beda, amele current hoded bitre"[no sir, what if I get an electric shock]. I dropped the decision of jumping the gate and continued running.. [note: bees were still behind me ]..

After sometime of running I reached a temple.. There was a bush where every body had left their chappals.. I too left my chappals there and started climbing the steps [there were a few steps to go inside the temple]. Suddenly I remember that I was being chased by bees and turned around.. NO BEES!!! BEES ALSO VANISHED :) [like ajji :p]

Nywayz ,,, I was totally happy.. I continued climbing the steps... On the way I met the Poojari I said "nodi naan devastankke barode rare, evat bande jenu hulu galinda bachav aade" (I rarely used to visit temples, today I am saved from bees because I came here) [don't know y I said that]. He replied "nodidya devar mahime" (now did you see gods power)..
With that as expected he too disappeared!!

I don't know why.. But I dint go inside the temple I just walked away... I went near the bush and I saw there was only one chappal. I searched for the pair but I couldn't find it..

I was searching for the chappal and I saw a bunch of people were running behind some guy... Then I got to know that the these people are chasing the person who has stolen all there chappals (that too single chappal)..
Funny part was everybody was running with one chappal... Even I started running behind them with only one chappal..

While running I met a stranger and within no time we became friends, actually we started planning strategies to catch that thief. Many times we lost him by inches... The others were just running behind him...

Finally one of our strategy worked and we were about to capture the thief.
There was a 3 road intersection..The stranger and me were waiting on each of the road and the thief was coming towards us in the other opposite road with the other people following him. There was no way for him to escape.

We were about to catch him when suddenly he jumped and sat on a compound to his right.. He was actually sitting on the corner and he started laughing loudly... I was like very angry.. Thought I will climb the compound and give him nicely. Then I realized he was sitting on the top of our office building on the corner and laughing loudly... And he did all these just for fun... One by one he started throwing the chappals down at us ..

I got mine back too.. :) I sighed with relief and thought to myself "Mission Accomplished!!!"

Then I remembered the stranger(surprisingly he dint vanish yet)... I turned towards him and saw him smiling.
I said "thanks buddy".. He dint say a word he was just smiling (as though we know each other and he was waiting for me to recognize him). I was like "yarappa idu" (who's this) [he was still smiling]....

Suddenly it flashed to me said "Robert neenu!!!" (Robert you!!!) ..

I woke up with a shock thinking "Who the hell is this Robert"... Then after some deep thinking I realized that it was none other than our very old friend Robert Langdon character in the famous novel "Da Vinci Code" - Dan Brown.

Hmmm... This was another of how another perplexed dream of mine ended.. don't know how or why I get such dreams? He He ...

Note: All incidents in this article are imaginary, and any resemblance to any person living or dead,is unintentional and purely coincidental.

15 Floors Under....... :)

My first dream....
Well... It has 5 characters:
My Mom
One of my cousin(door ka rishtedaar)
Venkat (friend - from kolar)
Nisha (friend)
and of course me

And the Dream started .....

I had to visit my native to attend a wedding(dont know whose though :-s). My mom had left for it a long time before me and all that i had to do was:
a. Find the location of the marriage hall
b. Meet my mom.

Some how i reached the place and was wondering where the hell is the enterance. The marriage hall had no enterance!!!
Errr ... how did people go inside then ???
So i came back to my senses n started searching for the enterance door. :p
Luckily i meet one of my cousins (he's my mom's cousin's son and Its been ages since i have met him). He is elder to me... , so i asked him "Anna mummy na nodidya??" (Bro did you see my mom??).

It was only then that i got to know that the hall is situated in a floor below the ground [i mean underground].
To be precise there were supposedly 15 under ground floors... yup 15 floors below the earth and itseems each floor has a hall.

N i was told that my mom was in 15th floor.
I said thank god top floor in an underground building.

I dinno if I did the right thing thanking God wen my bro showed me the enterance. It was a dark tunnel with stairs going downwards. It was so dark that even stairs were not visible. It seems I would have walk into the tunnel for 15 minutes then I'd reach the 15th floor (top floor). and with this my cousin disappeared or should i say vanished.

I said to myself "hogona bidu" (Lets go).
BUT .... when i saw that tunnel I kinda freaked out ... it was very small tunnel and only one person could enter at a time.

And here my imagination ran wild [in my dream itself]... I started imagining [or rather making excuses ;))], Hmm.. there will be no oxygen inside the tunnel and while going inside what if somebody comes in the opposite direction and what if at the same time there is also some body else behind me.
Woooo ... man scary!!! I was very scared indeed. And i thought to myself ... "illa boss hogalla" (no boss I wont go).
I'll wait outside for mom till she returns.

N then .... Venky appeared!!!
He said to me "Maga nagara viharakke hogona"(dude lets loaf)
I said vakey and we started [loafing].

Suddenly he stopped and and he went to buy something on the footpath. I went near him and saw that he was buying tooth picks. He was actually holding a bundle of tooth picks n asking the shop keeper "loose kodtira??" (can we buy singles).

I started telling him "maga kolar banks nalli yest mosa maadtre gotta??"(dude do you know?? People in kolar banks are all frauds and they cheat u).
Upon hearing this he actually felt very bad and said "howdu maga neevella dodda manushyaru" (yes dude you are all BIG people).

And when we turned back all of a sudden we find Nisha standing with a big bag on her back. Venky asked Nishh "neen yen illi" (how come you are here??)
She told "No re. I am actually going out of station to perform a dance for a charity show" and she pointed towards a bus standing behind her.

Hmmmmmmmmm........

When i remembered this dream in he morning. I dint have any words to say... I was laughing like crazy.
Seriously I have not even thought of such things. (15th floor below the ground, about kolar banks, venky bargaining, Nisha dancing and off course me gettin scared ??? Naaah ... :D)

Note: All incidents in this article are imaginary, and any resemblance to any person living or dead,is unintentional and purely coincidental.

Hi...

Hi Friends....

This is my first blog.... Its all about my confusions and my thoughts (again confused ones)....
Just thought to share these :)....

Thanks,
Confused